MCM: CAUA REYMOND, Muy Caliente

I would give you a lengthy bio about this man, but I only know a few things:

• He was born May 20, 1980
• He’s 6’0 tall
• He’s was born in Rio de Janeiro, but ethnically specific: Swiss, Portuguese and Native Brazilian.
• He’s a Brazilian Actor  best known for his television roles in Malhacao
• and last but certainly not least, he has to be one of the hottest men hands down that I’ve ever seen in my LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I was doing my research for the thirsty at heart, because I truly believe you deserved to be wowed on arguably the worst day of the week. If you like men, you’re given Monday to be thirsty about it, or one time a year on People Magazine to bask in it (and they get it sooooo wrong). However, I have made it my personal responsibility to scour the net and give you someone crush-worthy every week. Some of my readers may already know who this man candy on a sex stick is. Congratulations to those of you who do. YOu’ve literally had the pleasure of knowing this man existed longer than me. You must be so proud of yourself. For the rest of us, forgive us, father, for we have sinned. We have neglected to be enlightened about another one of your very well made quality creations. I mean, you really took your time on this one.

I want to literally know which secluded rock I have been living under to not know he existed. I’m thoroughly ashamed of myself. I should be punished…by Caua (insert laughing crying emoji, lol), Anywho, I’ll leave a slideshow of this gorgeous man for you little thirsties to view. As always thankyou so much for reading my blog! Don’t forget to Comment, Like and Follow! Besos!

 

 

 

 

 

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Cyber Crushes

So, I discovered cyber crushes are a real thing because I definitely have one…and he’s way older than me. Which is rare. Like he’s old, but he doesn’t look old. He looks at least 10 years younger than he actually is. He also has two of my most favorite things in the world…muscles and a beard. I never thought I would like a dude who was old, but here we are. Never say never, folks.  I also said I wouldn’t air my laundry (tell my business) on a public format and lowe and behold (lol). It’s cool because you guys are family. So I don’t mind you knowing. Also, I would give you more info on him such as a picture but in some circles in society that would be considered (what’s the word I’m looking for? Ahh yesss) creepy.  So no visuals, but you already know he has muscles, but he also has tattoos, dimples (omg I love dimples), and did I mention…a beard. I’m pretty sure I did. It’s a full one guys, not that struggle patchy Keanu Reeves. It’s an actual full, grown man, your mother thinks he’s way too old for you beard.

Dude is attractive, like celebrities that are exceptions to the rule hott. Like how you said you wouldn’t date guys under six feet, but you would definitely marry Zayn Malik without meeting in person. Yeah…that kind of hott.  He literally looks like a celebrity, but he isn’t one. He has the silver fox hott thing going for him but he doesn’t have any grey hair and I think he has a few years before he can be considered a silver fox. I don’t know. This is just really a blog of me telling my business to whoever is listening.  So, really here’s to crushes when you’re grown as fuck. May they only happen when they’re convenient, and never turn into full out stalking (lol).

I feel like we should discuss this in the comments. Have you ever started crushing on someone site unseen? Did it continue to be just a crush or did you do something about it? Do you have any crazy stories to tell about it? SOund off in the comments below! Don’t forget to Like, Follow and Comment (again, I know lol). I can’t wait to hear from you! Bye!