Burning up for You, Because I’m a Sucker: MCM Jonas Edition

It’s been a super long time since MCM, I know (hangs head). I had to return like a Jonas Brother this Monday. After years of being apart, the old gang has gotten back together. I personally, couldn’t be more thrilled. All three Jonas’s in one place?! Are you kidding me?! Most of the group is married now (WHY GOD WHY!), but it’s ok. We still have the last hott Jonas, Joe (sort of, he’s taken too). Sidebar, he’s honestly the one I originally had a crush on before Nick had the nerve to grow up hott. I saw him in those Calvin Klein boxers, and I knew then I was in love. I mentally licked the screen of my computer, because actually doing it is gross. The Jonas Brothers dropped their Sucker video at 12am March 2nd. It stared their real-life leading ladies( So jealous). This has been an MCM that is a long time coming. They deserved MCM before it was actually a thing. So without further ado, I present for the first time of 2019 MCM in all its raunchy glory!

Kevin Jonas

 

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He’s always been like Dad cute. Like you can tell he would make a loving, doting husband and father. Turns out he did just that. It’s like the guy that you curved for his hott brother. Only to find out once you hit 30 that you probably should have paid him some attention. You know, when you’re crying on your floor in a rental bridal gown.  You have icing on your face because you are a bridesmaid for the 90th time? You may not have thought he was as hott, but the regret is just as strong.

 

Joe Jonas

He’s the one that literally came out the womb hott. The doctor smacked him on the butt and I guarantee you, he winked. I’d be shocked to find out this kid has one bad picture. Even if he

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Yu Tsai

showed me one, it’s probably the one he thinks sucks but we would all still drink his bath water in. He’s like the kid you had a crush on in high school. You hope when your 10-year reunion happens he’s bald because he turned you down. You show up at the school gym and not only does he have a full head of hair, but abs. That’s him all wrapped up into a high school superlative. Most likely to still be hott. Turns out, that’s also true.

 

Nick Jonas

He was a cute kid, singing lead with his brothers. If you are a young 20 something you probably had a crush on him. If you are an early 30 something, you were trying to stay out of jail. So, he was virtually invisible. That is until he posed in that Calvin Klein underwear. He was coming in hott on your radar. I know he was on mine. I think I actually hated Priyanka for a smooth month

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Yu Tsai

after the relationship was announced. I LOVE Priyanka, so that should tell you how hard that news was. All I could think was that I had a chance despite the age gap (whether I did or not, lol.). If I had just been at the right party at the right time I could have been Mrs. Pink Hair Blogger Jonas. I wouldn’t put too much stock into it. I said the same thing when I found out the red-headed love of my life, Prince Harry, was marrying Meghan Markle (**cries in could have been).

 

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Princess Switch **Spoiler Alert**

I have been drug out of the debts of my hiding place yet again to discuss something that I am passionate about; Chessy Christmas Movies. Not just any movie though;  I want to talk about Princess Switch, (Starring Vanessa Hudgens, Sam Palladio and Nick Sager). It was great and I loved every over the top, excessive, extra mozzarella with a side of cheddar moment. However, there are a few things I would like to highlight. So, for old time’s sake here is my playlist. Alert, spoilers ahead.

Switch – TLC

The classic prince and commoner fall in love story is a classic for a reason. Yet, I was more interested in the Dutchess falling in love with the common guy. Now, that is the real story. I need a remake highlighting more of that story. Times are changing. Women have more power and influence. Sometimes I want to see the crown princess choose the normal guy.

Don’t Speak – No Doubt

Sam Palladio, is an actor I recognize from the hit u.s. drama, Nashville. He had a heavy southern accent on the show. So, it came as a surprise to a lot of people he was indeed British. The thing is…he slips in and out of his accent during the movie. In the famous words of Bruno Mars, “Don’t believe me? Just watch.”.

I’m in Love with Another Man -Jazmine Sullivan

Sure, it was totes adorbs (totally adorable) that the girls swapped and fell in love with the man in the others life. Especially, since it happened without the whole thing being trifling as hell. But, let’s address the huge elephant in the room.  If given the choice to be a princess is nice, but Nick Sagar made me rethink my childhood dreams. And that’s #factz. You can swim in his dimples and do your laundry on his abs and that’s all I could ever ask for in life. And, I’m going to shock the hell out of you. He’s British. Goes to show how useful accent coaches are.

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